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80 years from now;
  • Me: //falls//
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
  • Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
  • Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
  • Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
  • Me: YOLO

  • me: skips song by favorite band on ipod
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: *feels guilty*
  • me: *presses rewind*
  • me: ok no i'm sorry mommy's here
Zayn Malik reminds me of my pinky toe because I know I’m going to bang him on a table sooner or later.

farahabukhater96:

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