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80 years from now;
- Me: //falls//
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
- Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
- Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
- Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
- Me: YOLO
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- me: skips song by favorite band on ipod
- me:
- me:
- me: *feels guilty*
- me: *presses rewind*
- me: ok no i'm sorry mommy's here
Zayn Malik reminds me of my pinky toe because I know I’m going to bang him on a table sooner or later.
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